Saturday, May 3, 2008

Southern California

We had three days in California and despite being a whirlwind tour (3 houses in 3 days) it was great. Special thanks to Jody who drove down to pick up at LAX, hosted us the first night, loaned us her new car for our first "right" driving in 6 months and was tour guide on the best Disneyland trip we've ever had.

After spending the last months feeling like it was our little family in an outpost far away exploring the hinterlands, it was an intimidating return to life in a bigger family in the heart of the American culture we saw only on TV. Except for the one evening with Barry at Jody's house, the trip was a chance for me to find out how many different combinations of the nine local Lee women I could surround myself with at any one time. Men sometimes seem like a way to accessorize life in this family. We're handy in many ways, sometimes provide a nice constrast, but we're not really essential for much of anything. Seeing the southern California landscape was interesting too. Though is was drier and more desert than anything we saw in New Zealand, it was also more natural. Despite a population bigger than New Zealands, a lot of the landscape hasn't been changed much (ignoring smog), whereas part of New Zealand's beauty comes from denuding the landscape to grow sheep. It leads to beautiful but unnatural vistas. I'm sure it's because the California scrub wouldn't sustain much of anything (e.g. sheep), nevertheless it was an interesting contrast.

After relaxing for a day at Mom Lee's house we joined Jody's Disneyland tour on Friday. Jody knows Disneyland. She had platoons out seeking fastpasses to the appointed rides at the appointed hour. We did Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, the Matterhorn, the Tea Cups, Autopia all on a beautiful day without waiting more that 20 minutes in line. She knew which restaraunts had hamburgers and which ones had lines. Some interesting theme updates - Swiss Family Robinson's treehouse has been rented to Tarzan, Autotopia is run by the Cars from the movie of the same name, Pirates of the Carribean features Johnny Depp clones, etc. I learned that a lot of my past anxiety and stress about theme parks is tied to the decisions about what to do when and the frustration of finding that everyone else has the same plan. Your left wondering if this ride is worth the 45 minute wait and if the whole day could have been spent more productively, like maybe giving the money to charity and staying home. Jody had a plan, people were happy, we were part of a bigger family, and Disneyland is a good thing about America. Abby did all the big rollercoaster rides and had a blast. Four AM Saturday and Jody gives us a ride to the airport for the trip home. Thanks Jody - Cheers Bob

Friday, April 25, 2008

Last Stop in NZ, Auckland

Auckland is NZ’s largest city by far with about one third of the country’s 4 million people. It is known as the City of Sails and you can see why looking at the photos on the FLICKR site. Being our last stop in New Zealand we splurged a bit and stayed down at the waterfront in a Hilton apartment. We figured (correctly) that a nice kitchen would pay for itself since you can’t have dinner out downtown for less than a $100. We were on the wharf next to the ferry terminal and only used the car when we ventured out to the zoo.

We did the SkyTower and enjoyed the maritime museum and walked the docks checking out the sailboats every morning and evening. A highlight for Karen and me was sailing on an America’s Cup boat. The boat we sailed on (NZL41) was actually the Japanese entry into the 1993 Cup (the Nippon Challenger). In that series, this boat had a reputation of being one of the faster boats with one of the slower crews. We tried to maintain that tradition. We expected a 2 hour passive tourist sail, but actually it turned out to be a blast flying the genoa downwind and tacking back upwind under the harbor bridge. There were only 4 professional crew, so us tourists (about 20) had to provide power for the winches using the grinding pedestals. I always wondered how these things work and it turns out that it’s a complicated gearing system where each pedestal can be set to provide power to various winches. You could set it up so that all 4 pedestals were powering one winch (e.g. to raise the sail); or they could be split so that 2 were used to winch the mainsheet and 2 were used to control the jib sheet. The crew person at the winch yells commands at the crew that control the winch speed.

Conditions were perfect, the boat would do at least wind speed (e.g. 6 knots of wind = 6 knots of speed). I had the thrill of steering when the boat hit its high speed of the trip of 10.5 knots. Karen and Abby also steered and Karen was one of two folks who volunteered to go down below and help pull the genoa down into the boat. It was a great trip and made us look forward to getting back to our boat.

Our next to last day we had a fun trip to the zoo, bought a last round of Sylvanians for Abby, and I visited a forest economist and talked about some joint research efforts. Our last day was a trip to the maritime museum, a nice lunch next to the America’s Cup yachts and then we loaded our little rental car with all of our stuff and headed to the airport. Other than our folding bike poking its axle through the side of our suitcase and a unexpectedly high penalty for having an extra bag the trip home was wonderfully uneventful. We're in California, Disneyland tomorrow, and then head home Saturday. I’ve added more pictures to the FLICKR site and we’ll still be adding some blogs over the next few days.
Cheers, Bob

Rotorua to Auckland

We left Rotorua on Sunday morning and headed toward Auckland via the Coromandel Peninsula. We had two destinations on the Coromandel we wanted to check out. The first was hot water beach. This is a beach with thermal springs coming up under the sand. At low tide you are supposed to be able to dig a hole in the sand and have an instant spa. Karen carefully planned the day to arrive at low tide. There was a pretty big crowd (maybe 30 people) for a late autumn day at the beach with parking at a premium and lots of hired spades (rented shovels) among the crowd.

We tried the low budget approach and rolled up our jeans and dug through the sand with our toes. Noone we know of found anything remotely warm in the sand. A rogue wave did guarantee that a lot of folks (us included) went home wet and sandy. After a nice lunch we headed to our second destination Cathedral Cove. It turned out to be a great 2.5K walk through native forest and old radiata pine down to a beautiful beach. There was a small group of swimmers but most folks were just enjoying the scenery like us.

After the walk we headed for Auckland. Cheers, Bob

Saturday, April 19, 2008

On the Road to Auckland

We left Christchurch at 6:00AM on April 15th so that we could catch the 1:15PM ferry from Picton to Wellington. It seemed fitting that Marlborough Sound would be our last view of the South Island. We had two great sailing trips there and it's one of our favorite places. The ferry ride was uneventful. We made it off the ferry to our room with a great view by 5PM.


The next day we toured the harborfront including the national museum, took a cable care ride, visited the parliament buildings and enjoyed some great dining all within walking distance. We left early on the 17th headed to Rotorua. Rotorua is known as a center of forestry and forest research in New Zealand, at least to foresters. To normal people it's known as a geo-thermal resort area. I had an appointment with a forest economist here, meanwhile Karen and Abby hit the mudbath. We took a walk through a beautiful redwood forest. More pictures have been posted on our Flickr photo site (see links) and we've put some videos there too which is a new option in Flickr.

Today we took a floatplane trip over volcanos and forests, did some final gift buying and weighed our luggage to see if we would be allowed on the plane to Los Angeles. We told one of the floatplane crew about our 5 months in the South Island and 5 days in the North Island. He admitted that as a South Islander he thought that our ratio was about right. Tomorrow we leave for Auckland our last stop in New Zealand.

Cheers,
Bob

Monday, April 14, 2008

Last Day on Campus



It's Monday, April 14th and tomorrow we leave at 6AM to catch the ferry to the North Island. I had a last Skype meeting with Jin (one of my PhD students who is trying to defend her dissertation when I return). We brought homemade ANZAC cookies (a NZ classic) and all-american (Betty Crocker) brownies for morning tea. It was a small group since it is break, but we had a nice farewell. We made some great professional and personal connections while we were here, and of course the last day is a mixture of sadness about leaving and anticipation of heading home. We'll tour the North Island until the 23rd, spend a few days in California visiting family. What better way to greet the USA than a trip to Disneyland? What better place to remember which side of the road I'm supposed to drive on than LA? On the 26th we leave California and fly to Raleigh. Hopefully you'll see some North Island posts over the coming days. Cheers, Bob

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Bob's Typical Day

Earlier in this trip, my uncle Albert asked that I describe a typical workday. I’m finally getting around to putting it on the blog. The typical day I’m going to describe is a day that I’m lecturing. I’m teaching FORE 151, Introduction to Commercial Forestry (Forest Economics). I’m offering this course at double speed over 6 weeks, since I’m leaving the country before the semester is over. I teach 2 hour lectures on Tuesday and Thursday morning and I have a computer lab on Wednesday afternoons. You can look at the course website by clicking here. On the test page you can test your Forest Economics knowledge by looking at the midterm and final. You’ll note that the website is actually sitting at NC State. It was much easier to use web space I already had access to, rather than figuring out UC’s system.

I’ve made google map of the neighborhood with points of interest. It has more pictures linked to specific locations and you can zoom in to see individual buildings - click here.
I’ll leave for work around 7:30AM if I don’t go to the gym (which opens at 7), or 8:30 if I do. It’s about a 2K walk and takes a little more than 20 minutes. We mainly use the car to go to the grocery store, we can walk everywhere else. The temperature is cooling off and the leaves are starting to change so it’s really a pleasant time to walk. Though we have some dreary days, I haven’t had to use any of the parking permits I bought for rainy days when I teach. We haven’t reset our clocks for autumn here (turns out “fall” is an American term), so it’s pretty dark in these early morning pictures.

As I leave the house I’ve got a pleasant two blocks of walking through the neighborhood. Abby has school friends across the street and I've had nice coversations with the Asian lady next door. Her english isn't very good, but she wanted to apologize for the noise her son made driving his taxi into their driveway late at night. I told her that we never noticed (which is true), but 10 minutes later her son arrived. His mom told hime to come over and personally apologize. It was a little awkward, turns out he's a super clean-cut computer major and I tried to turn the conversation to his career goals rather than the engine noise associated with thenight job that funds his college education. I sheepishly accepted his apology and wished him well in school. The Asian population is the fastest growing minority in NZ and they are often maligned by the conservative political parties that want stronger immigration policy.
After a couple of blocks I get to the College of Education which is at the western edge of campus. It used to be a separate teaching college and has only recently been integrated into the university. A really nice part of the walk is Ilam field which is a huge green space set up for cricket in the spring/summer and rugby/soccer in autumn/winter. It's also popular for outdoor concerts on Friday afternoon. Abby’s school is just off to the right across Ilam Rd. at the end of the field. The main part of campus is directly across the road.
Crossing Ilam Rd., we still have to think about crossing the street, look right first then left. I’m actually pretty close to the Forestry building but I have to go around two huge science buildings (see Google map link above). As you go along this path next to a restored stream you come to an aviary with pigeons. When Karen and I were having trouble with internet access and costs on campus, we concluded that these pigeons must be the bottleneck in the offshore internet link. We’re still not sure, but they may be linked to navigation research as described here.

After the detour around Rutherford and van Haast Halls I’m in the home stretch, one more parking lot next to the Commerce Bldg before crossing Forestry Road to the Forestry Bldg. It is a very nice building with lots of trees on the outside and wood on the inside. Our office is spacious, especially considering that we are seldom both at the office at the same time. Karen's former project leader from Minnesota just arrived for a sabatical and I've had a few colleagues stop by too. It makes a routine meeting seem more important when you happen to have it on the other side of the world.

The forestry bldg. has several nice lecture halls, but mine isn’t one of them. I’m teaching a small class of 18 (17 one dropped just before the final) so I was lucky to get a classroom in the Forestry Bldg.

Since I was teaching first year students, I did some things differently. For one thing I’m grading participation and attendance. Given that New Zealand exports over half of its forest products, I’m doing a lot more on international trade. I’m learning a lot, which of course is what a sabbatical is supposed to be about.

Other than teaching, I spend the morning dealing with email from NC State. Until about 10AM I can correspond in real time (though it's a day later here). I've also used skype to talk to students at State about their work over the internet. While I'm on the teaching payroll I'm technically staff but I get to skip all of the mundane meetings and paperwork. Staff do have morning and afternoon tea, which is a great opportunity to hang around and talk to folks; usually about the U.S. presidential election or the financial crisis. Overall the School of Forestry here is about one-fourth the size of my department at State. This has its advantages and disadvantages. It does make it a great place for a sabbatical.

I leave the office to pick up Abby at Ilam School (which borders the campus) around 3:00 which takes me by Café 101 where Karen and I go for coffee (flat white) or lunch. After picking up Abby we sometimes go by the student union to get a snack before walking home.

I gave my final exam this week. My last assignment is due today (Friday). The car is for sale on TradeMe (you can see it here) , currently the high bid is $1100, we hope to get $1500. Karen and Abby are at Ilam school camp at Pudding Hill hopefully having a great time. Next week is our last week so things are getting a bit hectic. Cheers, Bob

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Penguins and dolphins and moorings, oh my

Another Holiday, another charter. Our lives here are tough. This time we took along some friends, Euan and Carolyn and their two children Katherine and Annie. Even trapped on a small (35 feet is small for seven people) boat, it was a great adventure.

The first day was windy and gusty, as I've heard it often is in Queen Charlotte Sound. We put up the main with one reef in, and rolled the Genoa to about a jib, and still had to fight to keep from rounding up when the wind channeled through the bays. Tiller on a 35 footer still seems like torture to me.

We spent the night at the same mooring in Double Bay as we had our first charter. This charter was also for 3 days, and the boat had the same peculiar electric macerating toilet and 6 liter holding tank as our first charter. This time we were on Syrena, a Lotus 10.6.
We had a beautiful sunset, after we'd chased some interlopers off the Charterlink mooring, and had Euan serenade the sun down. Then Bob and I got Astronomy 101 as Euan told us about the southern skies and all the things we could see if one of the next two nights were clear enough to take the telescope to shore.

Next day dawned gloomy, but it really wasn't cold. It was still windy and gusty, and we sailed at hull speed with just the genny partly furled. No dolphins through Patten Passage, and we were somewhat disappointed. We saw Australasian Gannets, shags of several kinds, and we argued about whether we had seen blue penguins or shags swimming nearby.

Back again to Motuara Island (Bird Island) for the trip to the lookout over Cook Straits. It was really windy, and took us two tries to get anchored. Bob was worried enough about it holding that he stayed on the boat and got some alone time without having to get into the dinghy.

The rest of us ferried over to the dock in the teeny tiny 2.2 person dinghy. I did most of the rowing (thanks to the MSS Topeka for that obscure skill), taking Kat over, then two littlest ones together, then Carolyn and then let Euan row both of us (and his camera and binocs) on the last trip.

We saw a penguin in the nest box right off the dock, and then got to see bellbirds and fantails and the rare southern saddleback. The movie below doesn't show much, but is a recording of bellbirds in the forest. You can also hear the wind howling...




We re-did the ferry thing on the return to the boat, then took off under power (directly into the wind) toward Endeavor Inlet. We moored again in Tawa Bay, but this time we stayed at the charterlink mooring. The club mooring we had stayed at last time was...gone.

The girls did some exploring, but mostly we just hung out on the boat, had a great vegetarian lasagna dinner, and helped Annie make out her Easter Checklist. It was not clear if the list for the bunny, or the girls, or the parents. (Annie knows who the easter bunny is.) First on the list was Hide Easter Eggs, followed by Get Excited, then Make Brownies, and some others I can't remember. This was not just a list, this list was used, and as we completed each item, she checked it off! Annie is such a remarkable conversationalist it was hard to remember she was only SIX.

All the girls watched Ratatouille that night. I don't know what the boys did. They were clearly outnumbered.

It was a long and noisy night. The wind was not blowing directly up the bay, so when we moored and for a while afterward, we were protected and it was fairly calm. But then the wind picked up, or shifted more southerly, or both, and we periodically got gusts that would shiver the boat and rigging and turn us sideways to the mooring. And then the noise really began.

As instructed by the charterer, we had used a mooring pennant about 15 feet long to run through the eye splice in the top of the mooring can. One side was cleated to each bow cleat. And as the boat was pushed sideways the pennant would slide through the eye. When the gust died down, the boat wanted to return to center on the pennant, and it did. One squeaky bit at a time. It was horribly noisy. Just after daylight, Bob got up and took the anchor off the roller and ran the pennant over the anchor roller, then recleated to the line to both bow cleats. and there was...not silence, but at least a tolerable quiet. It is not clear what the 'correct' means of mooring is, but the next night we noticed that most boats used the anchor roller.



Bob and I went exploring, hoping to find a trail from Tawa Bay to the Queen Charlotte Track, a famous NZ track that had luxury resorts, some accessible only by trail or water, scattered a day apart. We didn't find any trails, so we headed to Furneaux Lodge to start our hike from that end.

In the middle of Endeavor Inlet, we found the dolphins. And the penguins. There were dolphins everywhere. Jumping, swimming at us, behind us, under us, with us. We think they were bottlenose dolphins (like Flipper). Annie was convinced that her dolphin call (a loud undulating scream of sorts) was what kept the dolphins with us for so long.
And we found out the penguin sighting from the day before was likely real. And we saw lots more penguins, usually in groups of 2 or 3, just swiming around, looking a bit like ducks in the water.

We picked up a mooring at Furneaux, and called for the water taxi service. It was cool. The lodge is beautiful, and the bush surrounding it is old growth and also beautiful. A walk to a waterfall, a beer on the veranda of the restaurant, and some time for the kids to play at the beach.


After another great dinner, Euan, Bob and I took the water taxi, and Euan's telescope to the beach to look at the skies while the rest continued the Disney marathon by watching Meet the Robinsons.

We saw H2 in orions belt (orion is 'upside down' in the southern hemisphere--if rome and greece had been in the southern hemisphere orion would be called...something else), a red dwarf, the Jewel Box, Alpha Centauri, and learned how to find the south celestial pole using the southern cross, Alpha and Beta Centauri and a star that starts with an A, but I forgot the name. The best thing, though, was getting to see the rings of saturn! Euan is an accomplished amateur astronomer and photographer. His photo of the Comet McNaught was published in National Geographic and Nature. You can see the photo here.

It's hard to make the adjustment to the southern hemisphere. After all, north really isn't UP, that's just the way we in the northern hemi draw it. So, if there isn't an UP, then being upside down can't be...egad, I'm confused.

Our last day was beautiful. Not much wind, but we easily motored over to feed the tame fish/ducks/seagulls. Got back to the dock a little early, and Bob masterfully backed the boat into the slip. We dropped the boat hook overboard, but someone in a power boat picked it up for us.

We left the Masons at the marina, they were off to see relatives in Havelock and we were headed home.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Otago eco-tourism plus castle


We decided to return to Dunedin and see some local fauna. Last time we saw the Cadbury Chocolate Factory and the tallest chocolate “waterfall” in the southern hemisphere. Since then we learned that the only mainland nesting area of the albatross and a colony of the rare yellow-eyed penguin could be seen on the Otago Peninsula which is a former island overlooking Dunedin. We haven’t taken a weekend trip in while so we did a two day trip last weekend (March 8-9). You’ll note the continued fixation on the cost of things in this story, e.g. with NZ$ now at record levels = US$.82, gas is now NZ$6.81 per gallon.
We arrived in Dunedin around noon and stopped by the waterfront to find a restaurant. We found a nice restaurant at the old Customs House. We also saw the French trimaran Groupama 3 (or what was left of it) tied up next to the dock. You may have heard about this yacht on the news, it’s a French racer that was out to break lots of records including the fastest time in the Jules Verne round-the-world sailing race. Trimarans are super fast, they have small hulls with outriggers that keep the boat upright. Less boat in the water and sails pointed straight up means fast. If you want to see amazing video of sailboarders and kite sailors versus mega trimarans like Groupama 3, click here.


While catamarans and trimarans are faster than monohulls, monohull sailors (like us) like to point out that they sail in their second most stable position. When one of these boats does go over, it stays in its most stable position which unfortunately is upside down. Groupama 3 lost one of its pontoons and went over about 150 miles offshore from Dunedin. You can see pictures and videos of the boat in its most stable position being towed into Dunedin – click on the media link at this website. After a lunch of bangers and mash we went over to look at Groupama 3. Very impressive. By the way I think Groupama 1 and 2 also capsized.

This sailing accident also had an enormous impact on world geography. According to the French publicists for Groupama3, this boat capsized in the Indian Ocean, just off the coast of Dunedin. People here are still struggling to accept that they have been relocated from their comfortable niche between the Pacific Ocean and the Tasman Sea, just north of the Southern Ocean. The Indian Ocean used to be a continent away.

After leaving the waterfront we visited New Zealand’s only castle, the Larnach Castle. A beautiful setting but all-in-all only a so-so castle for an $80 entry fee. The family history was more interesting than the architecture. This fellow was the investor behind the first ship (sailing ship) with a refrigeration system that successfully got New Zealand sheep to England in an edible state. To understand the importance of this, remember that selling sheep to England was New Zealand’s largest export market from the 1800’s until Great Britain joined the European Economic Community in 1973. Turns out the main problem was the sparks from the coal-fired refrigeration system played havoc with the sails. Larnarch built the castle for his wife. As his finances failed, he transferred ownership of his assets to his wife to insulate them from bankruptcy court. When she died he married her half-sister with the same arrangement except that her will left the proceeds to his children. When she quickly died his children controlled his assets and he apparently deceived them into signing them back over to him. He married a much younger woman and as his financial empire crumbled he heard the rumors that his wife was having an affair with his favorite son. Suicide in parliament ended his tragic life. His castle wasn’t all that pretty either.

Next stop- the motel and then Penguin Place (near the north end of the peninsula on the map). This is an example of privately owned eco-tourism. A sheep farmer has two colonies of the rare yellow-eyed penguin on his property. According to a Canadian couple that we had breakfast with, he used to charge $4 per head to pile folks on a wagon and pull them with his tractor down to the coast to see the penguins. Now he’s dug trenches with camouflage covering them so you can sneak up to the penguin nest boxes he’s built. You travel by bus and the guides keep their tours out of each other’s way with two-way radios, entry fee = $80. We got to see a penguin come ashore and then we went though the trenches to see three more at their nesting sites. The one in the picture is moulting. Interesting facts: only 4000 left, second or third largest penguin, likes nesting in the forest.




That evening had a nice $109 meal at the local restaurant. I had venison and mashed kumera (local potato) which was very good. We also had a plate of local Otago cheeses which were excellent. Next morning had breakfast with a Canadian couple who had visited New Zealand several times over the last 15 years. They were complaining about the cost of things which of course was a bonding and validating opportunity for us. I'm not sure why but it did feel a little like two old tourist couples from America complaining about how things were better back home.
We were then off to the Royal Albatross Colony at the very end of the peninsula. This is a public enterprise done very well, where observation rooms replace the trenches (cost $80). This was handy since the winds were blowing about 60mph that day. While converting the forest to sheep pasture was bad for the penguins, albatrosses need bare land to have room to take off. We were lucky to see chicks on the nest and two adults flying in. These are beautiful and impressive birds with a 9 foot wingspan. You can see a chick on the nest using the websites webcam – click here. On the way home we stopped by the Moeraki Boulders. It’s one of those postcard picture opportunities that was well worth the stop (cost $0). For more information about them – click here.


We’ve got a return sailing trip to Marlborough Sound scheduled over Easter. Hopefully we can do better on blog updates. Cheers - Bob

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

What not to invest in

In a not so subtle attempt to compete with Trini and Susannah, we are thinking of starting our own version of "What not to wear", only we're giving (probably bad) advice on "What not to invest in". And really, this just applies to New Zealand.

This post advises not to invest in window screens.

Given that most of the windows in NZ are casement windows, opening from the bottom, screens would be hard to fit on the windows here. At first we thought it was just that we were living in older homes, but no, these windows are in Brand New Homes too. This may partly explain why this business will not thrive.

Everyone seems to have these windows. No one has window screens. Everyone has flies in their house. Or do they?

We wonder if maybe we aren't just the odd ones in the neighborhood. Maybe Americans attract flies? Maybe Abby is breeding flies in the yard? Maybe we don't know the tricks? In pursuit of the tricks, I've asked around and the two solutions I've been offered are (1) fly swats (these are the same thing as what we call fly swatTERS) and (2) Robocans (3) residual sprays.

Robocans, now there's a product with investment potential. But, in keeping with NZ's 'clean and green' theme, remember that these are natural pyrethrins.

"The type I pyrethroids /including pyrethrin I/ produce the simplest poisoning syndrome and produce sodium tail currents with relatively short time constants. Poisoning closely resembles that produced by DDT and involves a progressive development of fine whole-body tremor, exaggerated startle response, incoordinated twitching of the dorsal muscles, hyperexcitability, and death. The tremor is associated with a large increase in metabolic rate and leads to hyperthermia, which, with metabolic exhaustion, is the usual cause of death. Respiration and blood pressure are well sustained but plasma noradrenaline, lactate, and to a lesser extent adrenaline are greatly increased. [Hayes, W.J.,
Jr., E.R. Laws, Jr., (eds.). Handbook of Pesticide Toxicology. Volume 2. Classes
of Pesticides. New York, NY: Academic Press, Inc., 1991., p. 589]"


Bring on the Robocan!

For more like this, check out the NIH Hazardous Substances Data Bank . Of course, this only applies if you are poisoned, but according to the rest of the info in the data bank it can happen.

Robocans work by periodically emitting a spray of natural pyrethrins into the air. You mount the gizmo high in a room, add a replaceable aerosol can, and you can get poison sprayed on you and yours automatically, at whatever intensity level makes you happy.

I'd like to be called green, and say that we didn't buy a Robocan because we didn't want to poison ourselves and add another aerosol can to the landfill. But it isn't true. We didn't buy the Robocan because it was $70! So we are now saving money and being healthy, and maybe being a little green by mistake.

Except that, the other day we saw a group of Greens on TV protesting something or other at Parliament. They were wearing frog costumes and hopping around the steps. These were not children, they were adults. So, in an attempt to maintain a little self respect, we don't want to be TOO green.

Thus, we opted to only save money. We've got the fly swat, and I'm getting pretty good at getting them on the fly (!). And we've got the regular, not Robo, can for when things get out of control.

We have not had a problem with any mosquitoes, which is wonderful. We had some insect issues when we were on vacationing on the wetter coasts (west and north), getting bit by sand flies (black flies). And the only place that had even a few magnetic screens was the cottage at the farmstay, which had a huge blowfly problem. One afternoon, we left the door open and of course, we were inundated. It was so loud inside, that Bob had to go on a fly-swatting rampage before we could go to sleep.

But those little old house flies are what's driving me berserk. We have a security screen on one of the sliding doors, and if we can take the heat, that is the only door or window we open. If it gets hotter, we open the windows that have lace curtains on them, in the hope that the flies won't recognize the glass is missing and will stay OUTSIDE. It helps. But oh, even one fly buzzing around my head can lead to ARRGGGHHH! And if there are 2 or 3? Well, I'm clearly headed for the straightjacket.

Idea number (3), from EmigrateNZ
A lot of folks get really annoyed with the houseflies, which we do have plenty of, and expecially in the summer months the darn blue-bottles and paspalu flies. To keep these out, especiallyin rural areas where they are especially prevalent, most folks get their houses sprayed once a year with an industrial strength residual pesticide (eg:Ripcord) There are no human complaint, but it keeps flies etc that get in to the house dying for about 6 months, as soon as they land on a windowsill or whatever, they kark it."

Well, maybe so, but if they 'kark it', what will it do to me? Ripcord contains an artificial pyrethrin, designed to last longer in the environment. It is highly toxic to bees, water insects, and fish. So don't pour it in your stream. Apparently, however, it's OK to spray it up your nose (NOT).

Why, then, do Kiwis not use window screens? Because they LIKE natural pyrethrins? Because they are SO GOOD with the fly swat that flies avoid their houses? Because summer is SO SHORT that they can live with the inconvenience for a few weeks (it's been 8 long weeks I've been battling flies. Eight Long Weeks!) Or maybe the flies just don't bother everyone like they bother me.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

It's just not cricket.

Summer in NZ is cricket season, and we thought we'd try to learn a bit about it when we arrived. We tried to follow the game in the newpapers, but..."trapped leg before wicket for a duck"?

"Ryan Sidebottom, who earlier suffered the indignity of having McCullum dropped before he smacked consecutive sixes in the same over, struck back in his final over – trapping debutant Daniel Flynn leg before wicket for a duck before skittling Jacob Oram's stumps to set up a hattrick."

It's a strange game. The Test Matches can last up to 5 DAYS, allowing time for afternoon tea of course. The more popular forms, One Day International (ODI) and Twenty20, are usually finished in a single day.

The news report above is about the National Team, the BlackCaps. They wear black (surprise!) and while not nearly as popular as the All Blacks (rugby), they are quite well-recognized.



AND we got to see some of them play Abby's school team, the Ilam Primary School first eleven! (all cricket teams have a first eleven, that's how many are on the starting team). It's sort of like having the National League champions come to your elementary school to play baseball with the kids. Pretty exciting. It even made the national news in NZ (all the TV news is national news, there are only national stations). The clip is here. Abby says if you look really close, you can see her chin, about halfway through the video. Or maybe you can find her in the Press photos, we couldn't.

It did force me to spend a little more time trying to understand the game. I still think it's a strange game.

There are only 10 teams in the world authorized to play Test cricket and permanently authorized to play One Day International matches (Australia, England, NZ, Pakistan, West Indies, India,Sri Lanks, Zimbabwe, Bangladesh and South Africa). Other countries are granted temporary status as ODI teams (Kenya, Bermuda, Canada, Ireland, Netherlands and Scotland from 2006 to 2009). The US was authorized to play ODI when it hosted a tournament in the States for FOUR DAYS in September 2004 , otherwise, as we all know, hardly anybody in the States plays, watches or cares about cricket.

Cricket has innings. An innings (this is not a typo) is like half an inning in baseball. Whenever a team is up, it is an innings. (This is like Maths--we wonder where that 's' came from.) And it has overs. An over is over after a bowler has bowled 6 consecutive balls, not counting 'no balls' or 'wides'. There is a rectangular area, a pitch, in the middle of an oval, and a wicket, composed of stumps (sticks) with a wooden block called a bail balanced on top, is placed at each end of the pitch. One batter stands at one end, one at the other. The pitcher or bowler throws the ball at the wicket, and the batter or striker protects the wicket by striking the ball.

The ball can hit the ground once (and usually does)before it is hit. Once hit, if it's a fly ball, it can be caught and the player is out. If it is hit beyond the boundary, it automatically qualifies for four or six runs (four if the ball rolls out, and six if it flies out). Once the ball is hit, the batters can run and they exchange places. If they exchange once, it is a single and one run is scored. While they are running, their wickets can be taken by throwing the ball at the wicket and then the closest runner is out. There is no tagging out in cricket.

One thing that slows the game down, however, is that the batters DO NOT HAVE TO RUN after they have hit the ball; they have successfully protected their wicket and are awaiting the next bowl. The pitcher stays in the same location for his 6 consecutive balls (the over), and pitches to whoever is at the end he is pitching toward. After 6 balls, the over is over, and a new bowler is brought in to bowl from the other end. This goes on until TEN players are out. It can take hours. Then the other team gets a chance to bat. That, too, will take hours.

Runs are scored when they get fours and sixes, and when there are noballs or wides (the team gets one run for these, but not the players) and whenever the batters run from end to end. If a player scores more than one hundred, he has a 'century', quite an achievement. Team scores are usually in the hundreds, as in the recent NZ v England ODI match held in Christchurch just after NZ played at Ilam:

"Originally set 243 for victory, New Zealand were 213 for six in the 37th over and at risk of running out of wickets as England sought to conjure up a second escape act three days after they stole a tie in Napier as New Zealand were in sight of 341." Both quotes here are from the NZ Press , the Christchurch newspaper.

Still strange.

Monday, February 11, 2008

It's all about personal finance...and boredom

As soon as we got a TV, we got ‘jingles’. Abby started in with “The Warehouse…where everyone gets a bargain!” and now we have to sing it each time we pass The Warehouse. Most of the other major stores have similar jingles. “Bunnings Warehouse…” and “Smith City…has it all!” Is it like this in the US? Have we just heard them so much we’ve tuned them out?

We are surviving here on only the ‘free to air’ channels. There are 4 of them, and one is mostly music videos not appropriate for prime time (they do show MXC, however) and one is Maori TV. There is not much to choose from on the other 3 channels. About 1/3 of their TV consists of previous seasons of US shows. And the other 2/3 are peculiar reality shows, some Kiwi, many British in origin.

My favorite ad is one for Cream’s Jelly Tip Trumpet (I’m not kidding, click here to see it). The ad has nothing to do with ice cream. Picture a skinny young man in a skimpy Tip Top Ice speedo walking away from the beach. Voice over reminds the viewer that 300 meters from the ocean is “an underpants transformation area”. The man keeps walking, as the voice over says “Togs, togs, togs”, pause, “Undies!”. A man on the sidewalk tries to shield his family from the appalling view. (Togs are swimsuits).

They also have heaps and heaps (a kiwism) of public service announcements, many of them oriented toward “drink driving”. They can be horrible. One of my least favorite is the one that shows the designated driver drinking, then driving, then rolling the car, then hanging up side down while his ‘mates’ have blood pouring from their partially severed necks (OK, I exaggerate a bit, click here to see it). Another miserable one has slow motion pictures of people drowning to flute music in an effort to increase the number of people who learn how to swim. There is an odd tasting Kiwi drink called L&P, which has some cool ads. These three talk about the development of Kiwi fashion (L&P#1 , L&P#2, L&P#3)

Many of the ads are highly emotional. For some reason, the NZ Post (office) has decided to try to get people to abandon technology and return to regular mail. They have wonderful commercials, though I question their usefulness. (click here) Abby’s favorite commercial has the jingle “It’s all about personal finance”. So think about that while you do your taxes.

The fact that we are blogging about TV ads might give you a clue that we're getting a bit of cabin fever and don't have much of a social life. Abby's got lots of new friends. We haven't been (and could never hope to be) as social as Abby. We either need to work harder at making personal connections, get into work mode, or hit the road. Or maybe we'll blame the "philistine hell hole" phenomena for our woes.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

North Coast of the South Island

Saturday— Heading North

We started out this morning full of hopes that we would escape the gloom of a nor-easter in Christchurch and find some sun. Not today, however, as the gloom, even including some thunder, lightning and rain (the first we’ve seen in NZ) followed us right up to the North Coast of the South Island. Abby had wanted to do a farmstay ever since we arrived, so we had booked three nights at the Kairuru Farmstay about 20 kms out of Motueka.

The day before we arrived, there was a rugby match of the Sevens (I have no idea what this means) between the Crusaders (from Canterbury) and the Hurricanes (from southern North Island). More than 10,000 people were scheduled to attend. When we arrived in Motueka it became apparent that people must have traveled long distances to see the match as Motueka barely had enough people to field two rugby teams let alone have 10k come to watch. Motueka is, after all, the third largest town in the district. We have discovered that Kiwis are just as competitive about their towns as they are about everything else, and while third largest sounds impressive to us; it has a permanent population of only 6000. It does, however, have a grocery store AND a gas station, so it’s big enough for just about everything we need.

Another half hour of Bob driving conservatively (so he thought) and me hanging on for dear life as he sped around the corners (so I thought), we arrived at Kairuru, and were shown to Pipit Cottage. The road into the farmstead was carved out of an incredibly steep hillside, and the home and cottages were on similarly steep hills, but they overlooked the Tasman Bay and acres of sheep paddocks. Kairuru is also home to the quarry that produced the marble for Parliament building in Wellington. There are curiously carved marble faces along the road and marble steps up to the cottage, presumably from the same quarry.

The cottage is nicely situated (that's it on the left side of the photo), with a view off the front porch, and everything you could need, including a fence all the way around the yard to keep out the sheep. And these sheep clearly subscribe to the maxim that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, as they spent innumerable hours with their heads twisted through the fence trying to get at that greener grass. We fell asleep listening to the sheep baaing in the paddocks; and the flies buzzing in the living room. We even left a light on in there to lure them out of the bedrooms so we could sleep. But these flies were the size of robins and sounded more like B-52s.

Sunday—Seeking the beach scene

In lieu of running, Bob took an early morning walk through the paddocks, up the ridge and back down. Abby and I, meanwhile, went to look at the kids born just last night. They were black and tiny and adorable. Mama goats make the weirdest noises. The owner told me the goats would only be in the “pet paddock” until they were done kidding. No kidding.

With a choice of exploring north or south of the farm, we chose north and headed out the end of the road at Farewell Spit which got it’s name from Cape Farewell, the last place in NZ Captain Cook saw before he sailed back to Britain. Captain Cook played a big role in NZ history and our week.

We wound down another steep, twisty, windy road, passing Harwoods Hole (where some foreign tourists had to be rescued from the cave—boy were they vilified in the local press) and Takaka (accent on the first syllable). Along the coast again, but just like at Motueka, we didn’t see much water. This area is called Golden Bay, and as we drove we searched for the golden sand beaches we thought the area was named for. We did, however, stop in Collingwood and search out the beach. It was pretty, rough, and deserted; but not golden sand, so we had some flat whites in the coffee shop.

Bob checked out the local museum. Again, World War I is well-remembered. The memorial outside had the names of the dead, and many family names were noted more than once. 54 men from this tiny area died, which even now has a population of only 250. Bob hypothesized that Golden refers to the 1857 gold rush in this area, not golden sand. At least we could stop looking for those elusive beaches.

We drove on, determined to find the end of the road. Access to Farewell Spit is by tour only, so we knew we would only get to see the spit, and maybe find a beach nearby. We parked next to (another) sheep paddock on the Puponga Farm Park. As we ate lunch between the paddock and the beach, we watched the sheep discover that a gate was open (it could have been open for days). Once one sheep went through, the others had to follow.

We took off for a short hike to Cape Farewell and Fossil Beach. We crossed innumerable stiles, hiked up through kanuka groves, and finally descended to Fossil Beach on the Tasman Sea. It was by far the most beautiful beach we have seen yet in New Zealand. We weren’t entirely alone; there might have been 5-10 people off in the distance. A veritable crowd by Kiwi beach standards. Check out the photos on the FLICKR website.

We drove back to Kairuru, and more sheep. Abby and Bob went for a wander through the paddock, and found a lamb who had gotten his head stuck in a tree. No kidding. This lamb, who by now was more of a pre-teen than a cuddly baby lamb, had stuck his head into the crook of a tree. Because of a branch (who knew trees had branches?) that kept him from lifting his head, he was unable to move. This lamb was calling his mom, baaing, while from across the paddock and out of sight, we heard his mom calling back. But she didn’t come back, she just called.

Bob broke off the branch, and when that wasn’t enough, he lifted the lamb up and out of the tree. The lamb ran in a circle around Bob (Abby and I now call him Baab), baaing his thanks, and in that stiff legged run lambs have, he headed toward where we could still hear his mom. He ran over ridge and out of sight, a few moments later reappearing, still running and baaing. Finally, his mom figured out where he was and came running down the hill, where they met up in a touching, if brief scene of sniffing noses. They then went immediately back to grazing as though nothing had happened. We felt like heroes.

Another night listening to sheep, until they finally quieted about 930 that night.

Monday—Last Day on the Farm

This morning both Bob and Abby went for the walk to the viewpoint, up the ridge, than back. At the very end of the ridge, overlooking the whole of the Tasman Bay, they declared a rock to be Tracy Rock, in memory of our girl dog that was put down just last week after being a wonderful and loving pet for 12 years. We have some pictures of us at Tracy Rock, some taken this morning, and some in the evening when I joined Abby and Bob for our final ridge walk before leaving the farmstay for the boatstay.

The paddocks of this farm are used for goats, sheep and cattle, and some of these paddocks have bulls. Of course, the bulls hang out in the best spots, near water and shade, and often right on the road. So Bob and Abby had to climb off the road to try to avoid the bulls. When that didn’t work, apparently Bob decided to try his South Georgian “I grew up in the country” knowledge, and he waved his arms and yelled “Get it on!” Apparently these bulls understand South Georgian because they did, indeed, get it on and moved out of the way.

After a morning watching sheep eat, walk, graze, then scurry off when some sound frightened one of them, we decided to keep up the search for the summertime beach crowd, and headed down to the end of the road on the south side of Abel Tasman National Park. This meant we went back through Motueka, then turned north headed toward the beach we could see from our cottage.

As it turns out, we can’t drive to that beach because it is inside the NP and accessible only by track or boat. But we found a beautiful small beach with a respectable number of people (maybe 20 or so) and spent 2 hours working on our skin cancer. The water was turquoise blue, calm and…cold. Very tropical, except for that temperature. Didn’t seem to bother the Kiwis, but we stayed on the sand.

When we were suitably fried, we headed off looking for ice cream, and at last, found the beach crowd at Kaiterteri. Kaiterteri is a long stretch of white (maybe golden?) sand, right next to the road, with holiday parks and motels on the inland side of the road. We ate our ice cream and watched the boats and people, mostly families.

Then it was time for more sheep. This evening, we got to watch the dogs move the sheep out of the paddock near our cabin to one further away. While I have come to appreciate sheep as farm animals, and found I liked them a lot more than I expected, this display made me realize why dogs make better pets than sheep. Dogs can be trained to follow directions (sometimes, as with this farmer, they can even be trained well). Sheep mostly just follow other sheep.

Tonight we made that final hike up to Tracy Rock, and said good bye one more time. We had hoped to learn more about actual farming at the farmstay. We did learn that we have potential as farmers because we already have the shy/antisocial gene working in our favor. The farmers’ were nice and answered any question you asked if you tracked them down to ask it, but we weren’t exactly invited to participate in roundups or whatever you call it with sheep. To make conversation while they were scanning our Visa card, Karen asked what Kairuru meant. Wendy said the “kai” was an owl and “ru ru” meant food, but they weren’t sure what the original matriarch meant when she chose that name. Bob got a pleasant smile when he suggested that it probably meant that her ancestors used to eat owls. It was probably good that we were leaving for the boatstay.

Tuesday--Waianawa, the boatstay

We thought we had left enough time to get easily from Kairuru to Waikawa Bay where we were to pick up our charter boat at noon. But the roads were twistier than your usual NZ road, and who would trust googlemaps in NZ anyway? As usual, the towns were smaller than we expected. After 3 months here, you would think we would have updated our expectations to match the reality of NZ towns, but we’re still working on that.

We were headed to the Marlborough Sounds, specifically Queen Charlotte Sound for our 3 day boat charter. We left the main (2 lane) highway to travel the last 35 kms on a narrower 2 lane road, but at least it was paved. We passed Havelock, a small village at the head of Pelorus Sound, which was named for the same Sir Henry Havelock that the NC Havelock is named for. NC Havelock is much bigger, and has lots more pawn shops and tattoo parlors (it is adjacent to Cherry Point MCAS where my dad was stationed during his brief 2 year military career). NZ Havelock wins the scenery competition, but as we were there during low tide and it was surrounded by miles of mud flats, I think the NC Havelock wins the sailing competition.
It seems that this part of NZ is littered with names from British war heroes. There is Wellington, named for first Duke of Wellington, who defeated Napoleon at Waterloo in 1815; Picton, which is named for Sir Thomas Picton, killed at Waterloo; Nelson, which is named for Admiral Lord Nelson victor over the Spanish and French at Trafalgar in 1805; Collingwood, which is named for Admiral Collingwood, Nelson’s second in command at Trafalgar. Apparently these men were still being honored when this area was being settled in the mid-1800s.
Both Bob and I were nervous about the charter, while Abby surprised us by looking forward to the boat adventure. Our charter boat, a Carpenter 29, is named Waianawa (why-AN-a-wa), and while we spent some time getting the pronunciation correct (Bob used “my enema” to remember the correct inflection), I forgot to ask what it means. It is pretty much a smaller version of our Cal39 Aquila, with hot water, a shower, and a complete kitchen. Being smaller, however, meant that only the truly height-challenged could sleep in the v-berth, and Bob had to crouch down to cook in the galley.

There is nothing quite as irritating as banging your head against a bulkhead on your way to a much delayed and much anticipated trip to the head in the middle of the night. Why would one delay a needed trip to the head you ask? Other than some sleep induced optimism that your bladder will miraculously cure itself and allow you to back to sleep; this boat had an extra incentive to delay. It was the first boat we’ve been on that had an electric macerating pump flushing mechanism. While this sounds advanced, what it means is that whenever you “flush” you set off what sounds like a buzz saw cutting through the bottom of the boat. The tone and duration of the sawing noise gives everyone within 500 meters an audible interpretation of your diet for the last few hours.

We left Waikawa Marina in a 20 kt northerly, which was, of course, the direction we were headed. But first Bob had to negotiate an unfamiliar boat past the towering rocks next to the slip, and then try to revert to “drive on the right” as the NZ rules of the sea require passing left sides. God knows why they didn’t change this rule, given that NZ follows the opposite buoyage scheme (IALA A) as the US (IALA B), where it is no longer “red right returning” but “red left returning”. Surely one of the navies in these opposite scheme countries has come up with a naughty mnemonic to remember this rule, but Stephie, our charter guide, didn’t know of one. Our navy has given us such gems as “Even red nuns have odd green cans” to remind us of which markers are odd and even, or “True Virgins Make Dull Company” for “True heading minus Variation plus or minus Magnetic variation plus or minus Deviation equals Course”.

We safely made it out of the marina, passed the interisland ferry with no conflicts and moored for the night in Double Bay. This is the first mooring for us, and while a challenge in a brisk wind, it was much less anxiety-inducing than anchoring. From our mooring we used the tiny dinghy to visit the nearby beaches, although we had to use a ferry system—the dinghy was too small for the three of us.

Wednesday-Friday --Traveling with Captain Cook

Another beautiful sunny, but windy day in Queen Charlotte Sound. We unmoored (demoored?), and sailed our way toward Cook Strait. Bob did all the sailing, actually—I just wasn’t confident enough to use a tiller to steer an unfamiliar boat in a strong breeze. I really like wheel steering.

As we headed through Patten’s Passage, we saw a pod of Hector’s dolphins, but didn’t see any of the calves we were hoping to find. Hector’s are small dolphins, with rounded dorsal fins, and reverse coloring from the usual dolphins, being white on their backs and dark underneath.

Our next destination was Ship Cove, where Captain Cook had spent many months during his three voyages to New Zealand in the late 1700’s. To inspire Abby’s interest, Bob told us of the first visits to NZ by the ships Endeavor and Resolution, and of the small boat crew that was eaten by the Maori. He then mimicked Abby as a picky cannibal: “Daaaad, please not Europeans again. I hate Europeans. Europeans in NZ taste grassy. Can I just have plain noodles?”

We moored at a club mooring, not sure if we would stay for lunch or for the night. And once again, rowing the tiny dinghy in the strong breeze was a challenge, but Abby and I headed for shore to check out the Cook Monument and the waterfall. As we walked up the path to the waterfall, the bush grew darker and thicker, with ferns, vines and large tree roots. Abby came running back to me, saying she was scared. “Of what”, I asked. “Maori”. “What?” “I’m afraid they might jump out and eat me!” We had a little lesson on what has transpired in this area since the 1780s to restore her confidence, pointing out that the Europeans were not blameless in these encounters.

As became typical for this trip, our lunch mooring turned into our evening stop as Abby found friends onshore and we really had no agenda. After dinner around 8:30 we saw another sailboat entering the cove. At club moorings any club member can approach and ask to “raft-up” or tie up to your boat to share the mooring. Tony, on the tiny sloop “brown nose”, asked it he could raft-up and of course we agreed as long as he showed us how to do it. Tony is a retired artist from Foxton on the north island and had just sailed across Cook Strait. We had a great conversation, toured each other’s boats, shared a beer and then called it a night. Before we turned in we warned Tony that his sleep would probably be interrupted by our toilet and we apologized in advance.

The next morning we were up early, bid farewell to Tony and headed across the channel to Bird Island. This is a sanctuary where all exotic predators like rats and possums have been eliminated so that native birds that evolved without them can thrive. We were hoping to just pull up to the wharf, tie up during our brief stay and then leave. As we approached we saw a tour boat pull up to drop off some visitors and then we saw the sign that no one was allowed to leave their boat at the wharf. This left us with a dilemma; the nearest mooring was about a kilometer away and our dinghy wasn’t exactly blue water certified; on the other hand with average depths of 60 meters with a rock bottom, anchoring isn’t common around here.

As we approached, the depths near shore were around 15 meters and it looked sandy so we chose to anchor. The first attempt left us too close to shore and Bob got his first experience hauling in 10 meters of chain straight up by hand. Our second attempt was successful and we “dinghied” over to the wharf. We saw and heard lots of birds (including blue penguin chicks), noted the cairn marking the spot where Cook claimed New Zealand for England, and talked to a couple from Vermont about everyone they knew in North Carolina. We didn’t know anyone from Vermont so it was a one-sided conversation. We do try to get some respect in these conversations by liberally dropping the term “sabbatical” to distinguish us from the all too common tourists.

After lifting anchor using the electric windlass this time, we were off to Tawa Bay in Endeavor Inlet for our lunch mooring. The weather forecast was getting scary with the words “northerly gale” sprinkled liberally between gaps in our radio reception. Tawa Bay looked like good protection from northerly gales and as usual our lunch stop became our evening stop. We rowed ashore and saw stingrays and weka (a chicken-sized ground bird).

Next morning we left early (7AM) to try to avoid the northerly gale due in the afternoon. We had very little breeze and then a strong southerly breeze in our face as we motored back to the marina. It’s considered OK when bad weather forecasts are wrong. We saw a seal lolling about on his back in the channel, baby dolphins at a distance, and fed moldy bread to the tame fish marked on the nautical chart.

As usual anticipating docking was more stressful than the actual event. We unloaded the boat, had a great lunch in Picton and then drove home. We saw lots of seals along the coast road and made it home about 7PM. Since we were still in expedition mode we decided to try NZ Burger King drive thru for the first time. Nowhere is a language problem more frustrating than at a bad speaker in front of a drive thru menu. Pointing at the menu doesn’t seem to work. What do you do when the young woman kindly repeats herself slowly at your request and you still don’t have a clue what she said? You say “no thank you” and pull forward with authority. See the Fly Buy post to see prior success with this strategy.

Overall it was a great trip, plenty of sunny weather, fair winds, and only recreational AFGOs. Cheers - Abt, K.L. and R. C. Abt, 2008, senior authorship not assigned.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Feeling Down Under

You haven’t seen or heard much from us lately. I think there’s been a convergence of post-holiday doldrums, isolation, grey skies, and bad news about pets that have taken some of the wind from our sails. That reminds me, lack of sailing is another issue.

There’s a lot of stuff going on back home. My uncle Bob is fighting a losing battle with Alzheimer’s. While Bob is often in my thoughts, it’s concern about my aunt Nancy and the turmoil she faces on a day to day basis that hurts the most. Even if we were in NC I don’t know what we’d do, but being this far away adds to the sense of helplessness.

On the pet front, our dog Tracy was diagnosed with aggressive cancer and our cat Tiger, who had attacked everyone in our cul de sac before we left, has continued his bipolar rampages at the expense of Yanru, originally our house sitter but now considered a member of the extended family. As Karen noted below, we found Tracy on our honeymoon so I guess our marriage is 84 years old in dog years. Not being there when Tracy was sick and then needed to be put down has been a tough on everyone, especially Yanru.

Having a cat that you know isn’t suited to being a pet doesn’t bode well for future decisions we’ll be faced with. On the pet front, I’m partial to dogs. This is probably due to my somewhat utilitarian view of pets, where blind loyalty and barking at strangers takes you further than purring with random psychotic attacks. I consider myself flexible and it only took me a week or two to come around to the idea of paying for kitty prozac to help Tiger with his “problem”. For a guy that grew up in rural south Georgia, this takes some work. This utilitarian view has put me on the dark side of family discussions about what to do about our pet problems. I honestly don’t think I care for the animals less, but I don’t seem to have as much of an issue getting rid of them when things go bad.

Karen and I, like everyone else I guess, are most prone to arguments when there is some kind of underlying tension. We used to have lots of underlying tension but with the help of our counselor Judy arguments are pretty rare. Judy is apparently pretty famous. We’ve seen several people wearing her What Would Judy Do (WWJD) training bracelets. If you see someone wearing one of these bracelets it probably means they are having marital problems. When arguments do happen we get over them quickly which is another skill we had to learn. One thing we’ve learned from Judy is the importance of AFGOs. AFGOs are those little or sometimes big things that you dread but ultimately have to deal with. Rather than treat these as negatives, we now treat them as “Another F****** Growth Opportunity” or AFGO. We’ve had a string of AFGOs here lately and frankly we don’t need any more growth opportunities. The only argument that I recall that we’ve had in New Zealand started with the innocent comment from Karen that “I think we should have two cats and no dogs”. If only I had waited a few minutes and realized she was handing me an AFGO on a silver platter.

Next week we’re going sailing in Marlborough Sound, wish us fairer winds and fewer AFGOs. Cheers - Bob

Tracy, the lucky dog


A week and a half ago, our little girl dog was diagnosed with aggressive cancer, and we decided to put her down on Wednesday. She was a wonderful pet, and we will miss her.

She joined our family when Bob and I were on our honeymoon trip across the country. She had been abandoned in a campground at Natchez Trace State Park. She took one look at us, barked out “Suckers” and stuck to us like glue. She was a lucky dog, because we took her with us even though she got car sick, had a licking fetish, annoyed our other (old) dog and was incredibly furry. She was about 6 months old.

She stayed lucky through the rest of her life, having a happy and illness free life. Well, except for the time she got bit by a snake. It’s hard to explain to a dog that if you keep putting your barking nose right up to a copperhead, you will probably get bitten.

Even in the last three months of her life, while we have been in New Zealand, she was still a lucky dog, because she made a new friend of our house sitter, Yanru. Yanru took care of Tracy, giving her canned food because Tracy liked it, and petting her, and enjoying her wagging tail. Yanru stayed with Tracy through the euthanasia, and I will be forever grateful to Yanru for loving my dog.